Still looking for the perfect wedding koozie® quotes?

Then consider this your first wedding gift: 55 funny, romantic and admittedly redneck sayings to print on wedding can coolers. You’re sure to find one you like!

55 Quotes for Wedding Koozies®

  • To have and to hold and to keep your beer cold
  • Something old. Something new. Something borrowed. Something brewed!
  • Cheers to the new Mr. and Mrs.
  • The wedding is here, time for some beer!
  • ___ and ___ got married and all I got was this damn koozie!
  • We came for the “I do’s” and stayed for the free booze
  • Two less fish in the sea
  • The vows are done, let’s have some fun!
  • Booze, Food & Bad Dance Moves
  • I Do. Me, Too. Let’s Party!
  • Cheers to love, laughter and happily ever after
  • Drunk in Love
  • Eat, Drink and Be Married
  • To have and to hold
  • Let Love Brew
  • To have and to hold and to keep your drink cold
  • Hugs and kisses from the new Mr. & Mrs.
  • Something old, something new, something from us to hold your brew
  • Newlyweds + Guests = Party!
  • Today we are ONE
  • We got wed. Nuff said.
  • Hook – Line – Sinker. We’re Married!
  • Got the catch, now down the hatch!
  • What a catch!
  • Catch of a lifetime!
  • ___ and ___ got hooked
  • ___ and ___ got hitched
  • He took a shot, she said yes” (hunting theme)
  • The hunt is over
  • Make a memory with us
  • Thank you for celebrating our wedding
  • Team ___” (Last Name)
  • # ___ ” (Wedding Hashtag)
  • Live well, laugh often, love always
  • To have and to hold and to do as I’m told
  • Just Married!
  • Just married. Might as well drink!
  • Just hitched!
  • Just married in ___” (location)
  • Finally Married! ___ & ___
  • ___ & ___ (names), ___ (date) The Best is Yet To Come
  • Did the ‘I Do.’ Let’s have a few!
  • Celebrate a serious love … of beer!
  • Directions: Fill. Drink. Repeat.
  • We tied the knot, let’s take a shot!
  • To love, laughter and happily ever after
  • And they lived happily ever after
  • Facebook official: ___ is now married to ___!
  • Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be
  • A hug for your drink from the new Mr. & Mrs. ___” (Last Name)
  • Sip Sip Hooray to our Big Day!
  • Best. Day. Ever. ___” (Names/Date)
  • And so … the journey begins
  • Thank you for sharing our day, our life, our love
  • Today we’re kind of a big deal

Lots of options!

You can choose one of these popular wedding quotes or browse our Design Gallery at Totally Wedding Koozies for more than 800 inspiring templates! If you’re feeling poetic, we invite you to submit your own.

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Author

Shelley Grieshop is a former newspaper journalist who earned more than a dozen Associated Press awards for her in-depth research and writing skills. In May 2016, she joined Totally Promotional as a creative writer. She currently writes company blogs about branding, marketing, logos, wedding planning and much more. One of her life goals is to teach people when to use hyphens and apostrophes.

24 Comments

    • So glad to hear this, Mona! We have lots of great colors to match all types of themes. If you need any help, don’t hesitate to contact us.

      Congrats on your upcoming wedding!

      Shelley Grieshop
      Totally Promotional

  1. Hi Shelly,

    Really awesome collection. Although I am not a big fan of quotes or wedding kind of stuff but I like the way you have presented.

    Thanks for sharing.

    • Thanks Rob for your kind words! We have a talented crew at Totally Promotional and try very hard to exceed our customers’ expectations. Weddings are a huge part of our business.

      I appreciate you taking the time to comment.

      Best wishes!

      Shelley Grieshop
      Totally Promotional

  2. How is it that lists like this never seem to have the most perfect pop culture wedding quote of all time: I love you and I like you.

    • Hello “Sweety” and thanks for your comment! I really like that wedding quote. It is not currently included in our long list of wedding quotes and designs, but we can place it on any of our products for you! You can use one of our template designs with your quote or upload your own original design and quote for most products! We’re here to help you make our products tell your story!

      Let us know if we can help you in any way.
      Best wishes!

      Shelley Grieshop
      Totally Promotional

  3. Looking for the quote “Came for the beach Stayed for the wedding” Do you have this available? Thanks

    • Hello!

      We can put that quote with a design of your choice on any of our products. Simply choose the product you want and during the ordering process you’ll be given a special instructions box where you can request that saying. Your account representative will send you a FREE proof to review before you pay, if you’d like, and before your order is sent to production. It’s that easy! I hope this helps you.

      Thanks for visiting our site and please let us know if you have any other questions.

      Shelley Grieshop
      Creative Writer
      Totally Promotional

  4. Candy Harris Reply

    I don’t see how to order these would love these for wedding and do not see pricing

    • Hi Candy!

      Thanks for visiting our site and checking out our Totally Inspired blog! To see our many different styles and colors of wedding can coolers, please go to TotallyWeddingKoozies.com. I’m sure you’ll be pleased with our quality, service and prices. We also have other wedding essentials here: https://www.totallyweddingkoozies.com/.
      If you have additional questions, we offer Live Chat on our site or you can call one of our experienced customer service reps at 1-866-795-4657.

      Best wishes as you plan your wedding!

      Shelley Grieshop
      Creative Writer
      Totally Promotional

  5. My parents will be married 50 years this year. Anything for Anniversary’s?? My dad loves to fish and my mom loves to craft.

    • Hi Kim! Thanks for contacting us at Totally Promotional. Wow! 50 years is a very long time. What an accomplishment! Please send our congratulations to your parents! Yes, we do have lots of anniversary designs that you can use for our can coolers. Try this link for starters: https://www.totallyweddingkoozies.com/store/design-gallery.html?category=wedding-anniversary. However, if you’d like a unique design that incorporates fishing and crafting, I would suggest contacting our graphics design team at 1-866-551-0511 and someone will be able to help you create it! We can put your design on any of our products.

      I hope this helps you, Kim. Please contact us if you have any other questions and best wishes with your upcoming celebration!

      Shelley Grieshop

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      Thanks!

      Shelley Grieshop/Totally Promotional

  7. Darlene Guilmain Reply

    I am looking for White / Snow camouflage in the Neoprene koozies that can be personalized. Is this something that can be done?

    • Hello – thank you for your interest in Totally Promotional, we currently do not have any white/snow camouflage in stock. We should be receiving stock back in our neoprene white digital camo here very soon (end of the month possibly)? Please let us know if you need anything else, thank you!

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