60 funny koozie quotes to rock your event!

Funny koozie quotes will amuse your guests and give them a useful gift to reuse at future parties.

We’ve been printing koozies® and can coolers with drinking sayings for more than three decades! Many of the quotes in our exclusive selection of design templates were created to add spice to birthday parties, weddings and holiday celebrations.

Handing out funny koozies to friends and family can really lighten the mood. In today’s busy world, a hearty laugh can relieve a lot of stress. And that’s what parties are all about!

60 funny koozie quotes to liven your party

• “Cheers, beers and koozie souvenirs!”
• “Let’s eat, drink and BBQ”
• “Beach. Drinks. Family.”
• “The family that drinks together, stays together”
• “It’s 5 o’clock somewhere”
• “Save water. Drink beer.”
• “You can’t sip with us”
• “Wish you were beer”
• “Drink. Pee. Repeat.”
• “Weekend forecast: Camping with a chance of drinking”
• “Hello weekend. Let’s drink.”
• “Beer, lime and sunshine”
• “B.E.E.R. Brew. Enjoy. Empty, Repeat.”
• “Beer makes me hoppy”
• “You had me at beer”
• “Why limit happy to an hour?”
• “IPA lot when I drink beer”
• “Professional beer taster”
• “Let’s get ready to stumble”
• “Beer is brewtiful”
• “Another year, another beer”
• “21 and legally drunk”
• “Cheers to birthday beers”
• “Yeah, it’s spiked”
• “I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea”
• “Whiskey drinking, cowboy chasing, hell of a good time”

Wedding koozie quotes

• “Eat, drink and be married”
• “We came for the “I do’s” and stayed for the free booze”
• “I do. Me, too. Let’s party!”
• “Sip, Sip, Hooray!”
• “Drunk in love”
• “Eat, drink & dance badly”
• “It all started with an ice-cold beer”
• “All you need is love and a few cocktails”
• “Time to party our tails off”
• “Trust me, you can dance. — Vodka”
• “The hangover only lasts a day but the memories last a lifetime”
• “Alcohol, because no great love story ever started with a salad”
• “A wedding without a buzz is a wedding that never was”
• “Time to get ship faced”

Engagement/Save-the-date koozie quotes

• “Pop the bubbly, she’s getting a hubby”
• “Brews before I do’s”
• “Bride’s drinking team”
• “Bridal Beer Olympics”
• “Bride. Besties. Booze”
• “Cheers to beer and bad decisions”
• “Drink. Drank. Drunk.”
• “Groom’s drinking team”
• “I give into beer pressure”
• “I’ll drink to that”
• “The end is near, buy me a beer”

St. Patrick’s Day funny koozie quotes

• “So Irish my liver hurts”
• “Let’s get shamrocked”
• “Irish you were beer”

Patriotic koozie quotes

• “Party like it’s 1776”
• “Time to get star spangled hammered”
• “Red, white & booze”

Cinco de Mayo koozie sayings

• “Chippin’, dippin’ & margarita sippin'”
• “Cinco de Drinko”
• “Let’s get chip faced!”

Customize our templates or submit your artwork

It’s incredibly easy to customize your koozies with a design from our templates. Besides the funny choices above, we have koozie sayings that are romantic, business-themed or perfect for fundraising, baby showers, school events and more.

Our crew at Totally Promotional are experts at placing quotes and text on koozies. We even provide in-depth artwork tips if needed. Share your design ideas with us and we’ll help you bring them to life!

How to order can coolers with fun koozie quotes

Ordering custom koozies with our templates or your artwork is simple!

1. Choose a koozie style: foam, neoprene, slim, metal, bottle, camo, Koozie® brand
2. Select a product color
3. Select an imprint color
4. Customize one of our templates or upload your own artwork
5. Review your order and proceed to checkout

You will receive an artwork proof via email. This must be approved by you before your koozie order is sent to production.

Watch our video for a quick demo on how to order custom koozies.

Koozies are fun and practical

Yes, koozies are a cheap way to add spark to your party and make great favors for guests to take home. Minimum order quantities start at just 12 for most styles. Your koozies will be delivered free; rush production options are available.

Don’t forget all the wonderful things koozies bring to events including branding power. Foam and neoprene koozies are also masters at keeping beverages cold, hands dry and protecting tables from moisture.

Order yours today!